nickadam

APB DO NOT WATCH THE MIST!

I fucking hate this movie more than everything ever made fucking ever ever ever!!! HOLY JESUS FUCKING ODEN JUDAS ALAH!!!!!! OK ok ok everyone goes crazy from the creepy crawly other world monsters. jesus worshipers go crazy and follow sum dumb bitch who gets shot in the head by nerdy store man (only good part) which the rest of this movie DIES DIES DED stupid shit music starts as the only sane people drive lookin for hope. They run out of gas and hero kills all survivors including his son… (I don’t think anyone could ever shoot their own son using reason) THEN THE MOTHER FUCKER GETS RESCUED!!!!!!!!!! I WANT TO SHOOT STEPHEN KING IN THE FACE! I’LL BET HIS FAVORITE CHARACTER IS THE CHURCH LADY BITCH WHO I GUESS REMINDS HIM OF EVERY WOMAN HE’D LIKE TO BONE!!!!! YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!!! I WISH I COULD PARTICIPATE IN EVERY GOATSE EVER MADE WITH MY MOUTH IF IT WOULD ENABLE ME TO UNWATCH THAT FUCKING MOVIE!!!!


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